Cocky Gits
 I love and hate cocky gits at the poker table – especially online cos you know half of them wouldn’t dare to say a thing if it was live. I have to admit I can be just as bad as the rest of them but hey – its my blog so I can slate them if I want!
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Playing a $30+$3 on party - $35k guaranteed so a fairly big tourney. Started to feel I was getting a bit bullied at the table – one guy had already pushed me off a winning hand – I had 910 and had limped. Flop came 9107, I bet and got one caller. Turn comes a J – any 8 makes a straight but there are also 3 clubs now. I thought this guy was drawing with the flat call on the flop so I checked the turn (the J made most draws), he checked behind me. I thought I smelt a trap so put out a small bet on the river (blank) and he raises me big. I fold and he shows pocket queens. Damn.
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I take a few chips off him with KQ (paired K) when he has pocket 8’s and he pushes me off a couple more with raises. I decide I want to make a stand at the table. So when another guy raises 3 times big blind, I call with 67 hearts to mix it up a bit. BB also calls. Flop 67J, two clubs. I think yay! BB checks, original raiser bets 500 (Pot is about $1k in chips). I don’t want anyone drawing so I raise to 1500, to which the guy responds ‘No soup for you’ and goes all in. I call of course.
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He has aces and obviously thought they were invincible. Turn comes another 7 giving me a boat, I take all his chips and tell him ‘No soup for you I think’
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Soup. What did he mean? I don’t know and to be honest I don’t really care. Lesson of today – don’t make cocky comments until you know you have made the nuts and suckered someone in big style J